Lost interest?  It's so bad I've lost apathy.

. The greatest programming project of all took six days;
. on the seventh day the programmer rested.
. We've been trying to debug the blinking thing ever since.
.
. Moral: design before you implement.

"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."
    MAE WEST

"Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes."
    THOREAU

To be or not to be - Shakespeare
To do is to be.    - Kant
To be is to do.    - Sartre
Do be do be do.    - Sinatra
Yabba dabba do!    - Flintstone

"The true test of intelligence is not how much we not, but rather how
we behave when we don't know what to do."
    JOHN HOLT

"Roads?  Where we're going we don't need roads!"
    Doc, from "Back to the Future"

Law of Computer programming:
Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable.


You can't win. You can't break even. You can't even quit the game.

Alan's Law of Success:
If at first you succeed, you have no idea what you're doing.

Matilda's Sub-Committee Law:
If you leave the room, you're elected.

The slowest checker is always at the quick check-out lane.

Merkin's Maxim:
When in doubt, predict that the trend will continue.

Muir's Law:
When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to the universe.

Porkingham's Fishing Philosophy:
The worse your line is tangled, the better is the fishing around you.

Wiler's Law:
Government expands to absorb revenue and then some.

Simon's Law:
Everything put together falls apart sooner or later.