Mark's mark:
  Love is a matter of chemistry;
  sex is a matter of physics.

Korman's conclusion:
  The trouble with resisting temptation is it may
  never come your way again.

Knight's Law:
  Life is what happens to you while you are making other plans.

Maugham's Thought:
  Only a mediocre person is always at his best.

Krueger's Observation:
  A taxpayer is someone who does not have to take a civil
  service exam in order to work for the government.

Benchley's Law of Distinction:
  There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe
  there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't.

Harver's Law:
  A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

Schmidt's Observation:
  All things being equal, a fat person uses more soap than a thin person.

Gibb's Law:
  Infinity is one lawyer waiting for another.

Fools rush in where fools have been before.

Rule of Accuracy:
  When working towards the solution of a problem, it always
  helps if you know the answer.

Inside every small problem is a large problem struggling to get out.

Wyszowski's Second Law:
  No experiment is reproducible.

Fett's Law:
  Never replicate a successful experiment.

The first Myth of Management:
  It exists.

Spend sufficient time confirming the need and the need will disappear.

Peter's Placebo:
  An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance.

Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labour:
  People are always available for work in the past tense.

Wiker's Law:
  Government expands to absorb revenue and then some.