"It is a rather pleasant experience to be alone in a bank at night."
    WILLIE SUTTON

"If you think the United States has stood still, who built the largest
shopping center in the world?"
    RICHARD NIXON

"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit
the target."
    ASHLEIGH BRILLIANT

"The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts."
    PAUL ERLICH

Sex is hereditary -- If your parents never had it, chances are you
won't either.

Zimmerman's Law of Complaints:
Nobody notices when things go right.

Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance.

"It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech."
    MARK TWAIN

"Software suppliers are trying to make their software packages more
'user-friendly'...  Their best approach, so far has been to take all
the old brochures, and stamp the words 'user-friendly' on the cover."
    BILL GATES

Ketterling's Law:
Logic is an organized way of going wrong with confidence.

"A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real
money."
    EVERETT DIRKSEN

If Old MacDonald had a computer, would
it use Eee-aye-eee I/O?
    BOB DONALDSON

"Assassination is the extreme form of censorship."
    GEORGE B. SHAW

"Damn the torpedoes - full speed ahead!"
    DAVID FARRAGUT

"That packet of assorted miseries which we call a ship."
    RUDYARD KIPLING

"The golden rule is that there is no golden rule."
    GEORGE B. SHAW

"Sir?  Am I to understand that you people sell dead, fried BIRDS here?"
    PENGUIN OPUS, at Kentucky Fried Chicken (Bloom County)

"The little I know, I owe to my ignorance."
    SACHA GUITRY

"By push of bayonets, no firing until you see the whites of their eyes."
    FREDERICK THE GREAT

"Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains."
    JEAN ROSSEAU