Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will
happen to you the rest of the day.

Farnsdick's corollary:
  After things have gone from bad to worse,
  the cycle will repeat itself.

Lynch's Law:
  When the going gets tough, everybody leaves.

Law of Revelation:
 The hidden flaw never remains hidden.

Langsam's Law:
  Everything depends.

. Hellrung's Law:
.   If you wait, it will go away.
.
. Shevelson's Extension:
.  ... having done its damage.
.
. Grelb's Addition:
.  ... if it was bad, it will be back.

Grossman's Misquote:
  Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.

Ducharme's Precept:
  Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.

First Postulate of Isomurphism:
  Things equal to nothing else are equal to each other.

The Unapplicable Law:
  Washing your car to make it rain doesn't work.

Witten's Law:
  Whenever you cut your fingernails, you will find a
  need for them an hour later.

Perkin's postulate:
  The bigger they are, the harder they hit.

Harrison's Postulate:
  For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

.Conway's Law:
. In every organization there will always be one person
. who knows what is going on.
.
. This person must be fired.

Stewart's Law of Retroaction:
  It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

MacDonald's Second Law:
  Consultants are mystical people who ask a company for
  a number and give it back to them.