Murphy's Military Laws:
6. The buddy system is essential to your survival;
   it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

Murphy's Military Laws:
7. The further you are in advance of your own positions,
   the more likely your artillery will shoot short.

Murphy's Military Laws:
8. Incoming fire has the right of way.

Murphy's Military Laws:
9. If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush.

Murphy's Military Laws:
10. The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.

Murphy's Military Laws:
11. If you really need an officer in a hurry, take a nap.

Murphy's Miltary Laws:
12. The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used
    on abandoned positions.

Murphy's Military Laws:
13. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire
    is incoming friendly fire.

Murphy's Military Laws:
14. There is nothing more satisfying that having someone take
    a shot at you, and miss.

Murphy's Military Laws:
15. Don't be conspicuous. In the combat zone, it draws fire.
    Out of the combat zone, it draws sergeants.

Murphy's Military Laws:
16. If your sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.

Conrad's Conundrum:
  Technologies don't transfer.

Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit
the national debt.

. The Three Ages of a Computer Product:
.
. Alpha test is when you wouldn't even show it to your mother.
. Beta test is when you stap your mom down and say, "Here, Mom."
. Gamma test is the rest of the life of the product.

Langlin's Law:
  If things were left to chance...
    They'd be better!

A stitch in time would have confused Einsteiin.
  - Anon.

2 + 2 = 5 ; with suitably large values of 2.