Murphy's Third Law:
   Anything that can go wrong will go wrong,
   and at the worst possible time.

Murphy's Fourth Law:
   If there is a possibility of several things going wrong,
   the one that will cause the most damage will be the one
   to go wrong.

Murphy's Fifth Law:
   If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.

Murphy's Seventh Law:
   Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

Murphy's Eighth Law:
   If everything seems to be going well,
   you have obviously overlooked something.

Chisolm's Third Law, Corollary 1:
   If you explain so clearly that no one can misunderstand,
   somebody will.

Chisolm's Third Law, Corollary 2:
   If you do something which you are sure will meet with
   everyone's approval, somebody won't like it.

Crane's Law:
   There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.

Law of Communications:
   The result of improved and enlarged communications
   is a vastly increased area of misunderstanding.

Lord Falkland's Rule:
   When it is not necessary to make a decision,
   it is necessary not to make a decision.

Jones' Motto:
   Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

Gumperson's Law:
   The probability of anything happening is inversely
   proportional to its desirability.

Cole's Law:
  Thinly sliced cabbage.

The usefulness of a meeting is inversely proportional
   to its attendance.

The Peter Principle:
   In every hierarchy, each employee tends to rise to his level
   of incompetence; every post tends to be filled by an
   employee incompetent to execute its duties.

Incompetence knows no barriers of time or place.