"A great devotee of the Gospel of Getting it On"
    GEORGE B. SHAW

"My duty is to obey orders."
    THOMAS JONATHAN JACKSON

"A man is a old as he is feeling.
 A woman is as old as she looks."
    MORTIMER COLLINS

"Sentence first - verdict afterwards."
    LEWIS CARROLL

"Physics is experience, arranged in economical order."
    ERNST MACH

"You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren."
    WILLIAM HENRY HUDSON

"Doubt is brother-devil to Despair."
    JOHN BOYLE O'REILLY

"Why stop now, just when I'm hating it?"
    MARVIN THE PARANOID ANDROID (Douglas Adams)

"Mr. Watson, come here, I want you."
    ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL

"Not bloody likely."
    GEORGE B. SHAW

"If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry."
    WILLIAM SYDNEY PORTER

"Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration."
    THOMAS ALVA EDISON

"What a woman wants is what you're out of.  She wants more of a thing when 
it's scarce."
    WILLIAM SYDNEY PORTER

"Science is a cemetary of dead ideas, even though life may issue from them."
    MIGUEL DE UNAMUNO

"Take it from me - he's got the goods."
    WILLIAM SYDNEY PORTER

"We have forty million reasons for failure, but not a single excuse."
    RUDYARD KIPLING

"It was as beautiful and simple as all truly great swindles are."
    WILLIAM SYDNEY PORTER

"The only deadly sin I know is cynicism."
    HENRY LEWIS STIMSON

"You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements."
    NORMAN DOUGLAS