Newton's Law:
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.

An unbreakable toy can be used to break other toys.

5th Law of the Office:
Vital papers will move from where you left them to where you can't find them.

Vail's Axiom:
In any human enterprise, work seeks the lowest hierarchial level.

Only adults have difficulty with child-proof bottles.

Parkinson's Second Law:
Expenditures rise to meet income.

Steinbach's Guidline:
Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.

Worker's Law:
No matter how much you do, you'll never do enough.

Cooper's Metalaw:
A proliferation of new laws creates a proliferation of new loopholes.

Davis' Answer to Roger's Law:
Serving coffee on an aircraft causes turbulence.

Weber's Definition: An expert is one who knows more and more
about less and less until he knows everything about nothing.

Stenderup's Law:
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you will have to catch up.

Whistler's Law:
You never know who's right, but you always know who's in charge.

Murphy's Flu Philosophy:
Even water tastes bad when taken on doctor's orders.

Murphy's Philosophy:
Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.

Law of the Office:
Important letters which contain no errors will develope errors in the mail.

Murray's Rule of Football:
Nothing is ever so bad it can't be made worse by firing the coach.

Gumperson's Law:
The probability of anything happening is in inverse ratio to its desirability.

McGowan's Axiom:
If a Christmas gift is advertised as "under $50", you can bet it's not
$19.95.

Malek's Law:
Any simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way.