Clarke's First Law:
  When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that
  something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he
  states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.

Clarke's Third Law:
  Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

Segal's Law:
  A man with a watch knows what time it is.
  A man with two watches is never sure.

Weiler's Law:
 Nothing is impossible for the man who does not have to do it himself.

Weinberg's Second Law:
  If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs,
  the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization.

Hartley's Second Law:
  Never go to bed with anybody crazier than you are.

Beckhap's Law:
  Beauty times brains equals a constant.

Katz's Law:
  Men and women will act rationally when all other
  possibilities have been exhausted.

Cole's Axiom:
  The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant;
  the population is growing.

Vique's Law:
  A man without a religion is like a fish without a bicycle.

Jone's Motto:
  Friends come and go but enemies accumulate.

Churchill's commentary on man:
  Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the
  time he will pick himself up and continue on.

The ultimate Law:
  All general statements are false.

The Unspeakable Law:
  As soon as you mention something;
  if it is good, it goes away.
  if it is bad, it happens.

The Whispered Rule:
  People will believe anything if you whisper it.

The First Law of Wing Walking:
  Never let hold of what you've got until
  you've got hold of something else.