"Art upsets, science reassures."
    GEORGES BRAQUE

"Truth exists, only falsehood has to be invented."
    GEORGES BRAQUE

"There are truths which can kill a nation."
    JEAN GIRAUDOUX

"There are no secrets better kept than the secret everybody guesses."
    GEORGE B. SHAW

"Never give a sucker an even break."
    EDWARD F. ALBEE

"There's a sucker born every minute."
    PHINEAS T. BARNUM

"I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country."
    NATHAN HALE

"Think of your forefathers- Think of your posterity!"
    JOHN Q. ADAMS

"Anything awful makes me laugh.  I misbehaved once at a funeral."
    CHARLES LAMB

Ancient Chinese Curse:
 May all your wishes be granted.

Ancient Chinese Curse:
 May you live in interesting times.

As a goatherd learns his trade by goat,
  so a writer learns his trade by wrote.

"The system is not quite as rickety as I have been telling you."
     RALPH GORIN

Crittendon's 14th application of Murphy's First Law:
  You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread
  to butter.

Ginsberg's Theorems:
  1) You can't win.
  2) You can't break even.
  3) You can't even quit the game.

Weiler's Law:
  Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.

Chisolm's Third Law, Corollary 3:
  Procedures designed to implement the purpose
  won't quite work.

O'Toole's Commentary on Murphy's Laws:
  Murphy was an optimist.